I Can Make Anybody Pretty
I Can Make You Believe Any Lie
I Can Make You Pick A Fight
With Somebody Twice Your Size
Well I've Been Known To Cause A Few Break-ups
I've Been Been Known To Cause A Few Births
I Can Make You New Friends
Or Get You Fired From Work
And Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Makin' The Bars Lots Of Big Money
And Helping White People Dance
I Got You In Trouble In High School
But College, Now That Was A Ball
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You'll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...
I Got Blame At Your Wedding Reception
For Your Best Man's Embarrassing Speech
And Also For Those Naked Pictures
Of You At The Beach
I've Influenced Kings And World Leaders
I Helped Hemingway Write Like He Did
And I'll Bet You A Drink Or Two
That I Can Make You
Put That Lampshade On Your Head...
Cause Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Making A Fool
Out Of Folks Just Like You
And Helping White People Dance
I Am Medicine And I Am Poison
I Can Help You Up Or Make You Fall
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You'll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...
Yeah Since The Day I Left Milwaukee
Lynchburg, Bordeaux, France
Been Makin' The Bars Lots Of Big Money
(helpin' White People Dance)
I Got You In Trouble In High School
But College, Now That Was A Ball
You Had Some Of The Best Times
You'll Never Remember We Me
Alcohol...
Alcohol...
